I Thought This Was Funny

I still love The X-Files. Yes, they've been off the air for five years-I don't care. I read interview with Gillian the other day saying that she would do the movie, but she needed to see a script-David said he would do it, what's the hold up? Can we see a script, please?
That being said, I thought this headline on Wonkette was hilarious.

Fox Mulder Named Interim FBI Director
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I may be the only one, but I don't care.